Saturday, May 31, 2008

Waiter (yet another tale in one act)

ACT I.
(At a cafe)

Waiter: Boa Tarde
Sojo: Boa Tarde, I would like the Italian pizza
Waiter: Yes, Italian pizza
Sojo: Yes, but could I have that without the sausage
Waiter: (looks confused) Italian pizza, it comes with sausage
Sojo: Yes, I know, but can I have mine without
Waiter: It's not possible
Sojo: Why? You make the pizzas in the kitchen. Just don't add any sausage to mine please
Waiter: It's not possible, it comes with sausage
Sojo: Yes, I realize that, but I don't eat meat and I would like everything that comes with the Italian pizza, I just don't want the sausage
Waiter: ok
Sojo: Thank you, so you will bring me an Italian pizza without the sausage
Waiter: No, it's not possible
Sojo: You can't just give me the pizza without the sausage
Waiter: It's not possible
Sojo: I'll have the cheese pizza
Waiter: Yes, cheese pizza

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